☆3 [Audio - Late Thursday Night - Closed]

[homeofthebraviary]

[There's some static as the feed starts up, making the words difficult to pick out.]

Guys... there's something FOLLOWING ME.

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[styxiedust]

...So turn around and say hello!

[homeofthebraviary]

Are you crazy?

[styxiedust]

Well it's not like it's anything that can hurt you, right? Unless Joey is following you again.

[homeofthebraviary]

That doesn't mean I'm gonna go say hi.

It's evil.

[styxiedust]

I never thought Joey was evil, just a little overenthusiastic.

[homeofthebraviary]

It's not Joey!

[styxiedust]

...Well, what is it?

[homeofthebraviary]

I don't know, but whatever it is, it ain't right.

[styxiedust]

Oh for goodness sake, if you don't want to turn around and look at it, turn the camera around to face it so I and look at it.

[homeofthebraviary]

Camera's not working. It's too dark to see anything anyway.

[styxiedust]

Oh right, that's true.

Well what do you think it is? I mean, if you can't see.

[homeofthebraviary]

Something creepy. And wrong.

[styxiedust]

...That's not specific, it could be anything. Are you, perhaps, being haunted?

[homeofthebraviary]

It could be.

[styxiedust]

Hmmmm...cover your ears, I'm going to try something--

[And she raises her voice to shout.]

Helloooo! Thing that's following this young man right now! Are you a Pokemon?

[homeofthebraviary]

[What the fuck is that]

[styxiedust]

Uh-huh...

[A beat.]

It's a Pokemon, it says its name is Gastly.

[homeofthebraviary]

I don't want it.

[styxiedust]

He says he doesn't want you.

[Another beat.]

Hmmm...it's not going to go.

[homeofthebraviary]

What does it want then?

[styxiedust]

It's lonely and it wants to be friends.

[homeofthebraviary]

[. . . why]

[styxiedust]

...Are you still there?

[homeofthebraviary]

I'm still here.

[styxiedust]

...Well, aren't you going to say anything to Gastly?

[homeofthebraviary]

No.

[styxiedust]

It's not going to leave, you know.

[homeofthebraviary]

Then I'll catch it.

[styxiedust]

You can do that too!

[Not going to mention that it'd make Gastly very happy.]

[homeofthebraviary]

[And then it goes in the box and he doesn't have to deal with it anymore, right?]

... Wish me luck.

[styxiedust]

[lol u wish binky.]

All the luck, young man!

[homeofthebraviary]

[Off we go into the wild blue yonder... operation put the ghosty in a box.]