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[A mareep is sitting on the ground in the grassy area just south of Violet, patiently wagging her tail. America's voice over the feed is loud and excited as ever.]

Alright so I know some of y'all aren't from earth so I guess it's alright if you don't know but today is the Fourth of July ay-kay-ay the number one best day of the year, 'cause today's when we celebrate freedom an' liberty and justice and basically all the things that make America great, like corn on the cob and barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. And it's also my two hundred twenty-fifth, birthday, which is a pretty sweet number, 'cause that's bi-and-a-quarter-centennial. So that's why Mary an'I are gonna put on a little show for you.

[The mareep gets to her feet on hearing her name, her tail wagging now in earnest.] Alright let's show 'em, Mary.

[From behind the 'gear, America tosses an oran berry into the air, high above Mary's head. She watches it excitedly, letting loose a triumphant thundershock when it's directly overhead. The berry explodes fantastically, sending juice and little berry bits flying in all directions. America quickly repeats the maneuver with a tamato berry, and then a sitrus, all of which explode wonderfully into colorful fruity chunks. When it's finished America turns the camera back on himself with a thumbs-up and a wink. There's a few stray drops of berry juice on his face.]

I didn't think they had any fireworks at the PokeMart so I figured this is the next best thing. Whaddaya think? Pretty awesome right?
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[Video]
Yo!

[The video feed opens on a bespectacled, blond young man-- or at least part of him. He's clearly holding the pokegear at arm's length to take the video, so his framing is not all that great. Neither is his videography. But he is clearly very excited and that's all that matters.]

Everyone can see this right? Right! Anyway, I'm America, and I just wanted to let everyone know that me and my buddy Liberty [the camera jiggles over to the rufflet on his shoulder], and I'm gonna be the next Pokemon champion!

[The camera judders-- he's a little overexcited.] I've always wanted to say that!

[Beat. Breathe America.] Anyhow! I'm lookin' forward to battling everyone! And so's Liberty. [The rufflet puffs out his chest in affirmation.] We're just startin' out now but I know we're gonna be unbeatable in no time!! Look out for us!

Laters!

[Action]

[Anyone who happens to be in the New Bark area of Route 29 is welcome to bump into America and Liberty hunting for wild pokemon in the tall grass. IF YOU LOCK EYES YOU HAVE TO BATTLE.]

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