Land of the Butterfree

[Video]
Yo!

[The video feed opens on a bespectacled, blond young man-- or at least part of him. He's clearly holding the pokegear at arm's length to take the video, so his framing is not all that great. Neither is his videography. But he is clearly very excited and that's all that matters.]

Everyone can see this right? Right! Anyway, I'm America, and I just wanted to let everyone know that me and my buddy Liberty [the camera jiggles over to the rufflet on his shoulder], and I'm gonna be the next Pokemon champion!

[The camera judders-- he's a little overexcited.] I've always wanted to say that!

[Beat. Breathe America.] Anyhow! I'm lookin' forward to battling everyone! And so's Liberty. [The rufflet puffs out his chest in affirmation.] We're just startin' out now but I know we're gonna be unbeatable in no time!! Look out for us!

Laters!

[Action]

[Anyone who happens to be in the New Bark area of Route 29 is welcome to bump into America and Liberty hunting for wild pokemon in the tall grass. IF YOU LOCK EYES YOU HAVE TO BATTLE.]